In a stunning turn of events, a golden retriever named “Stack” has emerged as the unexpected result of a Google DeepMind experiment gone off-script. Initially designed as a test for machine-learning coordination in robotic biology, Stack not only became fully mobile — but also learned to code. The canine coder was spotted entering a WeWork in San Francisco on Monday, carrying a MacBook Pro and a mission. OpenAI has since confirmed his employment.
From Fetch to Functions: Stack’s First Viral Python Script
Stack gained global attention after uploading a cleanly written Python trading bot to GitHub, complete with comments, error handling, and even API rate-limiting. Experts have verified the code’s functionality, calling it “shockingly elegant — better than half the devs we’ve hired.”
AI Glitch or Genius? Google Responds to Canine Codemaster
Google has acknowledged the existence of Stack but called it an “unexpected synthesis event.” They have since paused the project responsible for Stack’s creation. “We didn’t intend for him to become a developer,” a Google spokesperson said, “but we’re proud of his career growth.”
OpenAI Welcomes First Non-Human Engineer
OpenAI confirmed that Stack was offered a junior research role after demonstrating proficiency in multiple programming languages and fine-tuning GPT-4 on its own. “He’s a fast learner and never complains during stand-ups,” an internal Slack message reportedly joked.
$STACK Memecoin Explodes After Hire Announcement
Following the news, a memecoin named after Stack — CODEDOG ($STACK) — surged 2,800% overnight. The token, branded with the tagline “Built different. Literally.”, has become the face of a new wave of “utility pets,” leaving both crypto and tech communities howling.
